I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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