I want to have your abortion
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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