You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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