When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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