she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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