Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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