She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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