Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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