You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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