STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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