I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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