I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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