I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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