I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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