Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't want my vagina anymore.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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