yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
