I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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