he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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