i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize