Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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