Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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