i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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