her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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