I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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