Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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