He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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