what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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