'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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