: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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