What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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