this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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