You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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