what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
