have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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