we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
porn star boner night. come get it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Randomize
