I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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