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would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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