The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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