Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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