I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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