i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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