p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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