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You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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