He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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