I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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