So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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