He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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