ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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