The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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