just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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