another moral hangover. fuck.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Randomize
