My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
