Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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