I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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