If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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