do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Is it penis luge time yet?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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