they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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