I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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